Tote Bags

"It's Not A Mistake ... It's A Design Opportunity" Canvas Tote Bag

Every woodturner has said it: “It’s not a mistake—it’s a design opportunity.” This humorous Canvas Tote Bag celebrates catches, cracks, unexpected mishaps, and the creative explanations that follow...

"I Can Turn One Simple Project" Canvas Tote Bag

Every woodworker knows how it starts: one quick trip for screws, and somehow you come home with clamps, sandpaper, a new blade, and three things you forgot you needed. This canvas tote bag celebrates...

"My Wife Said I Need A New Hobby" Canvas Tote Bag

My wife said I needed a hobby, so naturally I bought enough woodworking equipment to open a small factory. This canvas tote bag celebrates how quickly one innocent pastime becomes a shop full of...

"Good Craftmanship Never Goes Out of Style" V2 Canvas Tote Bag

Good craftsmanship never goes out of style—and neither does owning one more hand plane than you probably need. This canvas tote bag celebrates old-school skill, sharp tools, and the satisfaction of...

"If You Think I Am Lost You'll Find Me In My Shop" Canvas Tote Bag

If you think I’m lost, don’t send a search party—check the shop. This canvas tote bag celebrates every woodturner who disappears for “just a few minutes” and resurfaces hours later covered in...

"Fine Woodworking Is Knowing Which Mistakes Nobody Will Notice" Canvas Tote Bag

Fine woodworking is knowing which mistakes nobody will notice—and which ones need a strategically placed clamp. This canvas tote bag celebrates every woodworker’s favorite secret: perfection is...

"Great Designs Never Go Out of Style" Canvas Tote Bag

Great designs never go out of style—and a Sam Maloof rocking chair proves it every time. This canvas tote bag celebrates timeless woodworking, graceful curves, and the kind of craftsmanship that...

"When Life Give You Crappy Wood, Make Bowls" Canvas Tote Bag

When life gives you crappy wood, don’t complain—make bowls. This canvas tote bag puts a woodturner’s spin on the classic “make lemonade” advice, because a rough log is really just a beautiful bowl...

"Good Craftmanship Never Goes Out of Style" V1 Canvas Tote Bag

Good craftsmanship never goes out of style—mostly because fixing cheap furniture keeps woodworkers busy enough already. This canvas tote bag celebrates the pride, patience, and skill behind work...

"I Know A Nice Piece Of Ash When I See One" Canvas Tote Bag

A good woodworker knows a nice piece of ash when they see one—and this canvas tote bag makes sure everyone else knows it too. With a playful double meaning, bold lettering, and a cheeky workshop...

"My Woodworking Gets Better After A Few Beers" V1 Canvas Tote Bag

Apparently, a few beers can turn any woodworking project into a masterpiece—or at least make the mistakes harder to notice. This canvas tote bag celebrates shop humor, furniture, and questionable...

"You've Got Lathe Envy" Canvas Tote Bag

Own a Robust American Beauty? Then you already know lathe envy is real—and usually coming from everyone else in the shop. This canvas tote bag celebrates the machine many turners dream about, with...

"Skilled Enough To Skip The Instructions" Canvas Tote Bag

Skilled enough to skip the instructions—or confident enough to create a few extra “design features” along the way. This canvas tote bag is for woodworkers who trust experience, instinct, and maybe a...

"My Woodworking Gets Better After A Few Beers" V2 Canvas Tote Bag

My woodworking gets better after a few beers—or at least my confidence does. This canvas tote bag celebrates beautiful projects, cold drinks, and the mysterious moment when every joint suddenly looks...

"Life Is Better With An American Beauty" Canvas Tote Bag

Whether you own an American Beauty lathe or merely want to own one, this Canvas Tote Bag tells the truth: life is better with a Robust American Beauty lathe. Featuring patriotic colors and a detailed...

"I Make Beautiful Things From Ugly Logs" Canvas Tote Bag

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but woodturners know it’s usually hiding inside an ugly log. This humorous Canvas Tote Bag celebrates the magical transformation from firewood candidate to...

"I Know .... It's One More Bowl" Canvas Tote Bag

Every woodturner has heard it “Another Bowl?” This colorful Canvas Tote Bag celebrates that we keep making bowls whether others like it or not ! New bowls keep the lathe spinning and the woodpile...

"It's Not The Size Of The Tool" Canvas Tote Bag

Add some playful workshop humor to your wardrobe with this bold woodturning Canvas Tote Bag. Featuring the cheeky phrase “It’s Not the Size of the Tool—It’s How You Use It,” plus a colorful lathe,...

"I Make Round Things That Square People Don't Understand" Canvas Tote Bag

Woodturners make round things—and occasionally drive square people in circles trying to explain why. This playful Canvas Tote Bag celebrates the craft with illustrated bowls, vases, and candlesticks,...

"I Have A Tool Addiction" Canvas Tote Bag

Celebrate your passion for turning with this bold “I Have A Tool Addiction, But I Am Fine With It” woodturning Canvas Tote Bag. Featuring a colorful lathe, classic turning tools, and eye-catching...

"I Like Big Bowls And I Cannot Lie" Canvas Tote Bag

Woodturners, this one hits all the right curves. “I Like Big Bowls and I Cannot Lie” puts a workshop spin on a famously cheeky lyric, celebrating oversized blanks, deep vessels, and serious turning...