Microfiber Towels

"Good Craftmanship Never Goes Out of Style" V1 Microfiber Towel

Good craftsmanship never goes out of style—mostly because fixing cheap furniture keeps woodworkers busy enough already. This microfiber towel celebrates the pride, patience, and skill behind work...

"Fine Woodworking Is Knowing Which Mistakes Nobody Will Notice" Microfiber Towel

Fine woodworking is knowing which mistakes nobody will notice—and which ones need a strategically placed clamp. This microfiber towel celebrates every woodworker’s favorite secret: perfection is...

"It's Not A Mistake ... It's A Design Opportunity" Microfiber Towel

Every woodturner has said it: “It’s not a mistake—it’s a design opportunity.” This humorous microfiber towel celebrates catches, cracks, unexpected mishaps, and the creative explanations that follow...

"Life Is Better With An American Beauty" Microfiber Towel

Whether you own an American Beauty lathe or merely want to own one, this microfiber towel tells the truth: life is better with a Robust American Beauty lathe. Featuring patriotic colors and a...

"I Like Big Bowls And I Cannot Lie" Microfiber Towel

Woodturners, this one hits all the right curves. “I Like Big Bowls and I Cannot Lie” puts a workshop spin on a famously cheeky lyric, celebrating oversized blanks, deep vessels, and serious turning...

"I Make Beautiful Things From Ugly Logs" Microfiber Towel

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but woodturners know it’s usually hiding inside an ugly log. This humorous microfiber towel celebrates the magical transformation from firewood candidate to...

"I Make Round Things That Square People Don't Understand" Microfiber Towel

Woodturners make round things—and occasionally drive square people in circles trying to explain why. This playful microfiber towel celebrates the craft with illustrated bowls, vases, and...

"I Know .... It's One More Bowl" Microfiber Towel

Every woodturner has heard it “Another Bowl?” This colorful microfiber towel celebrates that we keep making bowls whether others like it or not ! New bowls keep the lathe spinning and the woodpile...

"It's Not The Size Of The Tool" Microfiber Towel

Add some playful workshop humor to your wardrobe with this bold woodturning microfiber towel. Featuring the cheeky phrase “It’s Not the Size of the Tool—It’s How You Use It,” plus a colorful lathe,...

"I Have A Tool Addiction" Microfiber Towel

Celebrate your passion for turning with this bold “I Have A Tool Addiction, But I Am Fine With It” woodturning microfiber towel. Featuring a colorful lathe, classic turning tools, and eye-catching...

"You've Got Lathe Envy" Microfiber Towel

Own a Robust American Beauty? Then you already know lathe envy is real—and usually coming from everyone else in the shop. This microfiber towel celebrates the machine many turners dream about, with...

"When Life Give You Crappy Wood, Make Bowls" Microfiber Towel

When life gives you crappy wood, don’t complain—make bowls. This microfiber towel puts a woodturner’s spin on the classic “make lemonade” advice, because a rough log is really just a beautiful bowl...

"Skilled Enough To Skip The Instructions" Microfiber Towel

Skilled enough to skip the instructions—or confident enough to create a few extra “design features” along the way. This microfiber towel is for woodworkers who trust experience, instinct, and maybe a...

"Great Designs Never Go Out of Style" Microfiber Towel

Great designs never go out of style—and a Sam Maloof rocking chair proves it every time. This microfiber towel celebrates timeless woodworking, graceful curves, and the kind of craftsmanship that...

"My Woodworking Gets Better After A Few Beers" V1 Microfiber Towel

Apparently, a few beers can turn any woodworking project into a masterpiece—or at least make the mistakes harder to notice. This microfiber towel celebrates shop humor, furniture, and questionable...

"I Can Turn One Simple Project" Microfiber Towel

Every woodworker knows how it starts: one quick trip for screws, and somehow you come home with clamps, sandpaper, a new blade, and three things you forgot you needed. This microfiber towel...

"My Woodworking Gets Better After A Few Beers" V2 Microfiber Towel

My woodworking gets better after a few beers—or at least my confidence does. This microfiber towel celebrates beautiful projects, cold drinks, and the mysterious moment when every joint suddenly...

"If You Think I Am Lost You'll Find Me In My Shop" Microfiber Towel

If you think I’m lost, don’t send a search party—check the shop. This microfiber towel celebrates every woodturner who disappears for “just a few minutes” and resurfaces hours later covered in...

"Good Craftmanship Never Goes Out of Style" V2 Microfiber Towel

Good craftsmanship never goes out of style—and neither does owning one more hand plane than you probably need. This microfiber towel celebrates old-school skill, sharp tools, and the satisfaction of...

"I Know A Nice Piece Of Ash When I See One" Microfiber Towel

A good woodworker knows a nice piece of ash when they see one—and this microfiber towel makes sure everyone else knows it too. With a playful double meaning, bold lettering, and a cheeky workshop...

"My Wife Said I Need A New Hobby" Microfiber Towel

My wife said I needed a hobby, so naturally I bought enough woodworking equipment to open a small factory. This microfiber towel celebrates how quickly one innocent pastime becomes a shop full of...